Hey guys, just remixed the song of the summer after a California Buritto spoke to me in my dreams last night:

California burritos

We’re unforgettable

Asada Dukes

Cheese on top

Sun-kissed tortilla

So hot

We’ll melt your

Mouth

Oooooh oh oooooh

California burritos

We’re undeniable 

Fine, fresh, fierce

We got your wallet on lock

Late night eateries represent

Now put your hands up

Oooooh oh oooooh

/squirts sour cream out of tortilla boobs amid a dreamy grease vat wonderland

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What a vapid, navel-gazing prima donna that California Burrito is!