That was the subject line of an e-mail I received the other day from the notorious antiseptic spam blasters over at Dell. This push is apparently meant to help promote what they are calling “Man Cave” week. Because the people in Dell’s marketing department clearly have their finger on the pulse, you see.

Anyways, “Man Cave” week is sweeping the nation and the reviews are in…

“Finally, I can masturbate in private!” - some thirteen year-old boy marooned on his parents’ living room desktop

“My wife will never again look over my shoulder while I furiously type fantasy baseball smack talk!” - recently married online gaming enthusiast

“Me and my bros are going to watch so many Marissa Miller Youtube vids together after we play poker and watch Avatar “ - Judd Apatow character

“Ugh, when are they going to come out with a laptop for ladies!” - a woman

“I’m a one man wolf pack!” - guy wearing a Hangover t-shirt

“It’s like that Vegas quote, but for your basement!” - marketing analyst/social media guru/loving father 

“Do you think Apple would ever make the same promise?!” - Michael Dell

“Apple is proud to introduce the iCave…” - Steve Jobs

“Stay out!” - bats

“We will kill you!” - stalactites